I'm 80% Mentally Unstable

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[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.

[] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 2

 

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. 

[x] You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

 

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x] You type with three fingers or less.

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 1

 

[] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' 

TOTAL: 2

 

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. 

TOTAL: 3

 

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[x] You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.

[] You have fallen out of your chair before.  

[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently. 

[x] You don't know what "um" means. 

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. 

TOTAL: 7 [JFC]

Overall Total: 20


Take your total, Multiply by 4, Put the title as : I'm __% mentally unstable.

Eighty percent, I am not remotely surprised.
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